After chasing down a lot of really inane bullshit, through the hard work of many helpful volunteer editors (most notably BotleySmith and Drewcifer3000), the nine inch nails page on Wikipedia
has become a featured article! Out of the two million articles on Wikipedia right now (oh, this post will sure look funny in five years), only about 1,600 are featured. Articles undergo rigorous flogging over accuracy, neutrality, completeness, and style in order to reach featured status, so congrats to everyone
who's worked to get the article to this point.