RETURN TO MAIN

ABOUT ME!!

NAME: SWEENEY!!!

AGE: 30 ;)

OCCUPATION: HEAD OF SECURITY FOR NIN! PREVIOUSLY I WORKED FOR JERRY SPRINGER, HE'S A NICE GUY

HOBBIES: KICKING PPL OUT OF PLACES, WALKING AROUND AND LOOKING PISSED OFF, I ALSO ENJOY COLLECTING SEA SHELLS AND DRAWING MY OWN FAMILY CIRCUS CARTOONS WITH ME IN THEM

FAVORITE MOVIES: THE BODYGUARD (DUH!!!!), SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, DIVINE SECRETS OF THE YA YA SISTERHOOD, ANYTHING WITH BEN AFFLECK IN IT...HE ROCKS!!!!

FAVORITE MUSIC: CREED, 311, SUGAR RAY, BARENAKED LADIES, SMASH MOUTH, SHANIA TWAIN, NICKELBACK, AMY GRANT, OHHH AND NIN TOO I GUESS!!!! LOL

NEW UPDATED NOVEMBER 17TH 2005!

I GOT EVEN MORE OF FAN MAIL!!! CLICK HERE 2 READ IT!!!!!![/a href

HEY EVERYBODY WHAT'S UP!!!!!! MY NAME IS SWEENEY AND THIS IS MY AWESOME NEW WEB SIGHT!!! U MIGHT REMEMBER ME FROM AT THE NIN CONCERTS, I'M THE BIG BALD GUY WHO ALWAYS GOES AROUND INTIMIDATING PPL. MAYBE I EVEN KICKED U OUT OF A SHOW, I DUNNO! BUT DONT TAKE IT PERSONAL, ITS JUST MY JOB! I'M REALLY A NICE GUY ONCE U GET TO KNOW ME. I MAY LOOK LIKE A MEAN BOUNCER, BUT ON THE INSIDE I'M JUST A BIG LOVABLE TEDDY BEAR!!!!! LOL

NEWAYZ, I MET MEATHEAD!!!!!! I SAW HIM AT A BUNCH OF SHOWS THIS YEAR BUT I NEVER KNEW WHO HE WAS CUZ I NEVER SAW HIS PIC ONLINE B4. I EVEN KICKED HIM OUT AFTER THE ELECTRIC FACTORY SHOW THAT ONE TIME! LOL, WOOPZ SORRY!! WELL I WAS GOING AROUND KICKIN PPL OUT AFTER THE WILKES BARRE SHOW THE OTHER DAY AND I SAW HIM AGAIN! I WAS GONNA GO KICK HIM OUT BUT THEN I HEARD SOMEONE CALL HIM MEATHEAD! I WAS ALL LIKE "OMG UR MEATHEAD!!!" AND I ASKED FOR A PIC WITH HIM AND HE WAS LIKE SURE!!! THEN HE SAID "HEY U WANT UR OWN PAGE SO U CAN BE FAMOUS LIKE ME?" AND I WAS LIKE "HECK YEAH LOL!!

THERES NOT MUCH HERE YET CUZ I DONT KNOW ABOUT "HMTL" OR WHAT EVER BUT MEATHEAD SAID HE'D TEACH ME SOME STUFF LATER AS LONG AS I DONT KICK HIM OUT OF ANYMORE SHOWS. I ASKED ROB SHERIDAN IF HE'D TEACH ME BUT HE'S ALWAYS 2 BUSY AND NONE OF THE GUYZ IN THE BAND KNOW HOW TO USE THE INTERNET. BUT IN THE MEAN TIME I GUESS I CAN TELL U SOME JOKES OR SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!

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WHY IS 6 AFRAID OF 7??
CUZ 7 8 9!!!

WHY DON'T ELEPHANTS USE COMPUTERS????
CUZ THERE AFRAID OF THE MOUSE!!!!!

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THATS ALL THE JOKES I KNOW RITE NOW BUT I'LL PUT UP MORE LATER!!! NEWAYZ I GOTTA GO CUZ TRENT WANTS TO GO 2 APPLEBEE'S. MAYBE I'LL GET TO KICK SOMEBODY OUT WHILE WE'RE THERE!! :) :) STAY TUNED FOR MORE EXCITING UPDATES REAL SOON!!!!!!

PLEEZ WRITE 2 ME AT SWEENEYPIE@GMAIL.COM I LUV 2 READ FAN MAIL!! MAYBE I WILL PUT SOME HERE ON THE WEB SIGHT!!! BYE!!!!!!!!!!!

LOVE, SWEENEY