May 24, 2004 Private Eyes Are Watching You AWWWW!!! WHAT A CUTE LIL KITTY!!! YES YOU ARE!!! OH YES YOU ARE!!! WHO'S A CUTE LITTLE KITTY. WHO'S A CUTE LITTLE KITTY. WHO'S BEING USED AS A DISTRACTION TO MAKE PEOPLE FORGET THAT NINE INCH NAILS IS YEARS AWAY FROM RELEASING ANY NEW MUSIC. AWWW!!! WHAT A CUTE KITTY. Yes, as you may have noticed by now, the logic-defying nin.com has updated with, among other incredible things, a brand new shitty webcam. The fact that nin.com has managed to update relatively consistently for the past 2? weeks and has yet to contain any substantial new information is astounding! Go Trent! It's your birthday! Er... well, it was, anyway. So far, the following things have been shown on the OFFICIAL NINE INCH NAILS INTERNET CAMERA: • The most unused corner of Trent Renzoner's studio • The most unused corner of Trent Renzoner's studio, slightly darker • The most unused corner of Trent Renzoner's studio, with the computer monitor on • The most unused corner of Trent Renzoner's studio, with the computer monitor off • Trent Renzoner standing in the most unused corner of his studio, brazenly listening to awesome music you will never hear • Palm trees • Palm trees • Palm trees • Palm trees • Palm trees • Leo Herrera using Trent Renzoner's cellular telephone to converse with a prostitute • Daisy May urinating • Palm trees • Grass and concrete • Palm trees • CUTE KITTY Of course, I can't complain. I've spent far more time than I'd like to openly admit watching the latest goings-on in NIN-Land?. Sure, I may be overflowing with cynicism, and may firmly hold the irrational belief that Trent Renzonrener will never ever release another note of music for as long as any of us shall live, but what a cute kitty! Screw BLEED THROUGH, I just want to stare at the kitty cat all day! Trent could destroy all of his unreleased music, become a Buddhist monk and retire into a life of complete isolation for all I care. Just leave the cat in front of the camera please. Oh, by the way, I also managed to catch this image: Gross. |