March 26, 2003
New NIN Tracklisting!
I've just been contacted by a very important person at Nothing Records, and along with the restraining order I received what appears to be the tracklisting for the new, somewhat anticipated Nine Inch Nails album! It was written on a greasy Wendy's napkin in Trent's (most likely drunk) handwriting, and at the bottom it says "Please don't post this on your website, thanks -- Trent Reznor." Oh well, fuck it. It's not like he's going to read this anyway. Here it is, and remember, you heard it here first.
2. This is Track 2
4. Bizz Buzz Bing Blop Whirrrrr Thud
5. Take Your Shoes Off Before You Walk Through My Studio And Track Mud Everywhere
7. Daisy Won't Stop Shitting
8. Snap Crackle Fuck
10. Crash Smash Floofla Wippywippy
11. Whoomp! There It Is
12. tHE cAPS lOCK sONG
13. Maynard Left His Bong Here
14. The Perfect Drug
Note: We need real NIN news. Bad.